SNACKHOLE TELECOMMUNICATIONS / EST. THIS MORNING

HOLD PLEASE.

100%
CROISSANT
OPERATED✳

The phone is a pastry. The calls are your problem.

SWITCHBOARD 001 / READY TO CRUMBLE
YOUR BOSS
IS ON
ANOTHER LINE.
Chef Snackhole confidently answering a croissant telephone
CHEF SNACKHOLE®Chief Pastry Communications Officer
YOUR FIRST SHIFT STARTS NOW.

CONNECT THE CALL.
SAVE THE LUNCH.

Butter has stolen a forklift. Soup needs a taxi. Chef trusts you with the switchboard. A questionable honor.

  1. 01Pick a ringing line. Read the ridiculous request.
  2. 02Connect it to butter, soup, bread, or potato.
  3. 03Beat the caller’s patience. Chain good calls for up to 4× points.

Tap to play. Keyboard: 123 lines · QWER connect

BEST ON THIS DEVICE / RUSH: 0
MODEL SH–001 / BAKED, NOT MANUFACTUREDDO NOT EAT THE RECEIVER