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SALAD IS NOT A MEAL
The catchphrase. The merch. The receipts.
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@chefsnackhole↗“A salad is a salad.”
The Merch
4 items🏷️STICKER
design artSALAD IS NOT A MEAL — STICKER
“For people who refuse to count leaves as dinner.”
$5
👕TEE
design artSALAD IS NOT A MEAL
“Chef Snackhole, decreed. Wear the verdict.”
$25
🧑🍳APRON
design artSalad Is Not a Meal — Apron
“Hand-painted SALAD IS NOT A MEAL lockup on black organic cotton. Heritage chef cut.”
$38
🧥HOODIE
design artSalad Is Not a Meal — Hoodie
“Hand-painted bodega-sign typography on premium oversized heavyweight black.”
$58