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Nobody Orders a ‘Sandwich Dog’: Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich or Are We All Just Bored?
The hot dog debate has gone on too long, like a cookout argument fueled by warm beer and bad philosophy. Let’s end it with actual food logic, a little taxonomy, and the blunt force trauma of common sense.
Apr 5, 2026|10 min read|28 views