Catchphrase Sticker 3-Pack

Free shipping on $25+. Printed to order, usually ships in 2–5 business days.

First order? Code TRYSNACKHOLE takes 15% off at checkout.

Snackhole is a restaurant that does not exist. The shirts do. 30-day returns on anything that arrives wrong.

One of each. Maximum disrespect per square inch.

All three catchphrase stickers — Salad Is Not a Meal, Don't Microwave Fish, and Gas Station Sushi. Premium kiss-cut vinyl, weatherproof, and dishwasher-hostile. Slap them on a laptop, a water bottle, or your roommate's car.