Salad Is Not a Meal — Hoodie

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Snackhole is a restaurant that does not exist. The shirts do. 30-day returns on anything that arrives wrong.

Hand-painted bodega-sign typography on premium oversized heavyweight black.

Heavy-blend oversized pullover (Bella + Canvas 4719) in vintage black. Mixed-typography lockup: chunky brushed "SALAD," outlined 3D "MEAL.," small star dividers, and SNACKHOLE™ stamp underneath — all in cream ink with one tiny red accent on the period. Looks like a hand-painted sign from the deli that knows what's up. SNACKHOLE™ wordmark also printed down the left sleeve. Front kept clean.