Salad is not a meal
Heavyweight tee. The verdict in cream ink, on black.
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Chef Snackhole — the catchphrase collection
Salad isnota meal.
You saw the video. This is the shirt. Heavyweight cotton, the verdict in cream ink, printed the day you order it.
79.4K+ views on the original TikToks
YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR WOULD NOT APPROVE. CHEF-APPROVED. THERAPIST-DISAPPROVED.. BORN FROM A KITCHEN FIRE. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IMPULSE PURCHASES. MADE WITH RAGE AND SCREEN PRINTING
Straight off the phone
The originals
Three things Chef Snackhole said out loud. People kept quoting them, so we printed them.
You're an a**hole if you microwave fish
For the office. Say it once, wear it every Tuesday.
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Gas station sushi
You already bought it. This just makes it official.
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Tee
RAISINS ARE GRAPES THAT GAVE UP
Heavyweight tee. The raisin verdict, cream ink on black.
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Catchphrase Sticker 3-Pack
All three verdicts, die-cut. Laptop, water bottle, someone else’s car.
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Hoodie
Salad Is Not a Meal — Hoodie
Oversized heavyweight hoodie. Same verdict, more fabric.
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Apron
Salad Is Not a Meal — Apron
Organic cotton apron. Wear it while you cook something that counts.
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Sides
More from the kitchen
- Recipe HellTell the Chef what is in your fridge. He will insult you and then feed you.
- Talk to the ChefA live conversation with a man who has opinions about your dinner.
- The BlogFood opinions nobody asked for, written down anyway.
- The Drop BoxPitch a shirt. If it is funny enough we will actually print it.
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Snackhole is a fictional chef with real opinions. He says something unforgivable about your dinner, the internet quotes it for a week, and then it ends up on a shirt.
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