Shirts

Twist Relief — Soft Cotton Boxy Tee

You may hear a little crunch.

Body Work — Soft Cotton Boxy Tee

The pit was making a noise.

Executive Search — Soft Cotton Boxy Tee

Our recruitment process has improved.

Emotional Support Rotisserie — Heavyweight Tee

They grow up so tender.

Do not butter the receiver

Hold please. I’m on the pastry.

Bread Overboard — Tee

In the event of a water landing, please save the bread.

Stay Until You Melt — Tee

Check-in is at three. Check-out depends on the temperature.

Outboard gravy

Table service. Full throttle.

SALAD IS NOT A MEAL

He has examined your proposal.

2 colors

Emotionally available to potatoes

A matter of the heart.

Precious cargo

He has his whole omelette ahead of him.

YOU’RE AN A**HOLE IF YOU MICROWAVE FISH

The break room is a maritime incident.

2 colors

GAS STATION SUSHI

Regular. Premium. Omakase.

2 colors

RAISINS ARE GRAPES THAT GAVE UP

Left the vine. Kept the vineyard.

2 colors

The important question

Will you split the fries?

Dill estate

Do not disturb. Still marinating.

You have toast

Your toast has been delivered.

Taking the afternoon

The sauce can wait until Monday.

Shared accommodation

The one with the pit called top bunk.

Side B is butter

Please do not flip the record.

Something in the tank

Feeding time is a complicated conversation.

Pasta money

He keeps his dough in pasta.

Strictly fish business

Something about this meeting smells productive.

Call me when it melts

Call me when it melts.