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EXCELLENT TASTE. UNUSUAL CLOTHES.CHEF-OWNED. CHEF-OPERATED. CHEF-INTERRUPTED.
SNACKHOLE® / THE DEPARTMENT OF BAD IDEAS

HE MADE
IT WORSE.

A croissant telephone. An egg with a five-point harness.
You encouraged him. Now there are shirts.

INSPECT THE DAMAGE
RESEARCH & QUESTIONABLE DEVELOPMENTChef Snackhole confidently taking a call on a croissant75VERY SPECIFIC
WARDROBE PROBLEMS
“Hold please.
I’m on the pastry.”
ACTUAL PRINTFUL MOCKUPS · UNRELEASED DESIGNSBella + Canvas 3001 · Front prints.
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FIND YOUR NONSENSE.

THE CLASSICS, IMPROPERLY RESTOREDBLACK

SALAD IS NOT A MEAL

He has examined your proposal.

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THE ORIGINAL THREENATURAL

Outboard gravy

Table service. Full throttle.

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PERSONAL EFFECTSWHITE

Do not butter the receiver

Hold please. I’m on the pastry.

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DOMESTIC INCIDENTSWHITE

Precious cargo

He has his whole omelette ahead of him.

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FINE DININGWHITE

Eau de ketchup

For expensive taste in fries.

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THE ORIGINAL THREENATURAL

Emotionally available to potatoes

A matter of the heart.

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WORD PROBLEMSNATURAL

Something borrowed

The family ravioli. Passed down since Tuesday.

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THE ORIGINAL THREERED

The important question

Will you split the fries?

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THE CLASSICS, IMPROPERLY RESTOREDGOLD

YOU’RE AN A**HOLE IF YOU MICROWAVE FISH

The break room is a maritime incident.

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THE CLASSICS, IMPROPERLY RESTOREDBLACK

GAS STATION SUSHI

Regular. Premium. Omakase.

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THE CLASSICS, IMPROPERLY RESTOREDLILAC

RAISINS ARE GRAPES THAT GAVE UP

Left the vine. Kept the vineyard.

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HEAVY EQUIPMENTNATURAL

Load bearing butter

The recipe said a knob. Chef heard a job.

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THE ORIGINAL OPINIONS. STILL LOUD.

THE CLASSICS
HAVE OPINIONS.

Salad has been getting away with it for too long.

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