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INSPECT THE DAMAGE RESEARCH & QUESTIONABLE DEVELOPMENT 75 VERY SPECIFIC WARDROBE PROBLEMS “Hold please. I’m on the pastry.” ✳ FINE DINING. POOR JUDGMENT. ✳ DESIGNED UNDER CHEF SUPERVISION. ✳ THAT EXPLAINS IT.
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SALAD IS NOT A MEAL He has examined your proposal.
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Outboard gravy Table service. Full throttle.
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Do not butter the receiver Hold please. I’m on the pastry.
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Precious cargo He has his whole omelette ahead of him.
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Eau de ketchup For expensive taste in fries.
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Emotionally available to potatoes A matter of the heart.
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Something borrowed The family ravioli. Passed down since Tuesday.
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The important question Will you split the fries?
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YOU’RE AN A**HOLE IF YOU MICROWAVE FISH The break room is a maritime incident.
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GAS STATION SUSHI Regular. Premium. Omakase.
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RAISINS ARE GRAPES THAT GAVE UP Left the vine. Kept the vineyard.
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Load bearing butter The recipe said a knob. Chef heard a job.
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THE ORIGINAL OPINIONS. STILL LOUD. THE CLASSICS HAVE OPINIONS. Salad has been getting away with it for too long.
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